It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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