I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
