did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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