This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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