Walk of Shame. In a state park.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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