Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
why is half of my head shaved?
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