so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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