And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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