i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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