But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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