Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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