i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Watching her eat just hurts me
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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