Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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