Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
we're so committed to being not committed
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