he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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