But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
