i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
