the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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