one two three fourrrrnication!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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