Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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