Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
