did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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