i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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