So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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