I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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