Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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