Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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