Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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