he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
