Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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