I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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