I think scott just propositioned me for sex
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
my liver is dry heaving
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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