Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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