so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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