So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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