you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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