you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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