Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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