My nipple is on Facebook.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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