my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
How's work?
Spinning.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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