You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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