The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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