last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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