I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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