Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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