I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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