I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
