i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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