They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Help me help you realize you are a moron
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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