Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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