oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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